How to Have Big Dick Energy at Any Size
We all know this guy, the one who it feels like was born with wizard-level self confidence. Rizz? He invented it. Spins game out of his mouth like the boys in front of the bodega. Always the right fit, always the right hair, perpetually in shape, waxed to perfection, Greek God body with a natural glow. He could steal your boyfriend, your brother, and your best friend's dog all with just a half smile. AND! He’s nice, like “Oh, fuck off, then. No one is that nice.” kind of nice. This bruh is. Send your grandma a card on her 80th birthday, nice. Much as we want to groan when he saunters in a room, we can’t help wanting just a little more of what he has for ourselves. He has that Big Dick Energy, that BDE, and we’re gonna tell you how to be a grower and a shower in your own right.
Whisper Sweetness into Your Own Ears
It all starts with self-love… and doesn’t everything? You have to love and embrace your quirks, your flaws, and your insecurities just as much as you love and embrace your strengths. When you’re fully comfortable being exactly authentically you, you’ll become much more naturally self-confident. Start with some honey for your soul. An internal dialogue reminding yourself that you’re worthy of attention, success, friendships, and abundance. Repeat those words of love over and over to yourself until you break out of your Eeyore-esque “I’m not good enough. When will it be my turn? Poor me.” ways!
Get Your Wingstaff Sorted
Surround yourself with those friends that build you up! No time right now for your mean girl friends (and, side note, why are you hanging out with them anyway???). Be around the ones who make you laugh, that highlight your best qualities, and love all your youness. Positive energy is infectious and rubs off on you in big ways. When you’re filled up with it, it flows naturally out of you.
Put Your Chest Out
Like… seriously, literally put your chest out. Physically. Roll those shoulders back, lift up your head, puff out your chest, and own the room you enter. Having swagger actually starts with swagger. Learn how to walk tall. Look out and forward. Smile, extend your hand… project like you’re about to conquer the Roman Empire in the 4th century. Show them you have perseverance and strength.
Push Your Style
Look good, feel even better. Find a style that reflects your personality. Make super sure your kit is on point. If it’s a suit, make it flawlessly tailored. If it’s streetwear, it needs to be effortless with the perfect slouch. Campy? Bring that floral leisurewear of the 70’s to a modern cut. Leather? Go high-end. Custom fits and details that serve a purpose. You don’t want to look like you’re cosplaying a version of the ideal you. Go for a look that exudes the desired unstoppable you.
Gym, Hygiene, Food
This goes right along with upping your style game. Take care of your body, baby. Workout, lift heavy, go for a run, etc. to pump up those endorphins and serotonin levels, aka, free happy drugs, through your system. Meditate or do yoga to calm the mind and release dopamine for pleasure, and GABA for calmness. Earn your merit badge in bodily grooming and self-care. Hair, teeth, nails, and skin. Pamper them all. Top it all off with clean healthy eating. The body gets stronger, the mind gets clearer, and you start to radiate that outward glow.
Don’t Be a Dick About It
Remember, once you get yourself all swole up with big dick energy, don’t actually become a dick. There can be a fine line between brimming with self-confidence in a welcoming way and being a conceited cunt that no one wants to be around. Keep that ego in check. Stay planted firmly in the big heart, big friendly, big sweetness camp.
There you go, our help in growing your Big Dick Energy. Love yourself, surround yourself with positive vibes, and strut through this world with confidence. Find your style, take care of your body and mind. Stay humble. The world is ready for your perfect balance of sugar and swagger. Go get ‘em, gorgeous!